Donating is done. We can’t do any more. But there’s some nice news: You can get a Christmas scarf at the Ski Village! They weren’t really supposed to be there at first. We don’t really know… But anyway, get your scarf today!
Archive for December, 2007
Woah, my math on that other post was NOT RIGHT! Woo! Yeah, I did the math wrong. I’ll get it right this next time around. ANYWAY, today is the last day to donate your coins!! Hooray!! Tomorrow is Christmas day, and a special early newspaper will give us the results! Pretty! So why don’t you all just donate like there’s no tomorrow, because it would stink if there was no tomorrow!
Merry Christmas!!!
BAH! HUMBUG!!
-Tomtwelve
Well, Pink Mafias is back, we know that. But now we wonder if WWIV will start. Oagalthorp, Pink, and Mpenguin123 had an IM meeting, and it was pretty interesting. It was a normal conversation, unlike the one with lect. Check it out at the ACP website. So, remember all of the color wars? They were for fun, right? So why aren’t these wars fun? Well, Pink doesn’t want to have a war for another reason than fun. The classic UMA-ACP war days were great, seriously! So Oagalthorp does not think that WWIV will happen. But why can’t it be a fun war? Well anyway, we probably will have a war, but no WWIV.
People, we might finally get to actually call this a real war instead of the Cold War, which is not really even a war, because it would look as though WWIV is going to start. And I don’t think the fighting is going to be nearly as hard as the stuff UMA says, oh my! And Oagal will explain why they’re wrong, as usual… But anyway, um, the ACP site is talking about World War four here, and we don’t know if it’s going to happen quite yet, but I think it will be a big war.
But who knows if it will really be a world war? I mean, we’re only seeing two armies here, and other armies might not get involved! RPF isn’t going in, they already have themselves covered. I don’t think any one else has a good reason to join this war.
What I’m really concerned about is the UMA peeps talking all this trash about Oagalthorp because he talks trash about them. (?) They don’t seem to have a good idea of trash talking. Oagal said they were hackers and liars (in their past), and UMA called that trash-talking. They said he was stupid and a dirty rust bucket. Ummm…. Yeah, I think the folks over at UMA are a little oversensitive. Lectriclew is the one who’s been updating the Pink Mafias site of course; he said that. And Lectriclew said the trash-talk was about himself…well, not really, even if Pink and him are in it together. You ought to see that conversation at Pink’s website. It’s pretty funny, in a strange sort of way. Oagalthorp is like, you are contradicting yourself, and Lectriclew is like, what?
Now back on topic, I’m serious when I say that Oagalthorp hasn’t said anything really bad. UMA just got fired up over nothing. And even RPF is starting to get on my nerves. Not Commando of course, just the other generals. You know, one said that he’s bossed around small armies, but he’s never done that! What do people make things up?
And Pink is coming back, on UMA Pm. One could assume at the moment that Lectriclew is taking over, he’s written so many posts.
Well, I’m gone. Feel free to scream at me people.
-Tomtwelve
Yeah! Now let me get the location of the pin over with. It seems to be the most important thing with you people. The pin is a wreath, and it’s located in the attic, which as you know, is located up the ladder of the ski lodge. The ski lodge is where the ginourmous Christmas tree is this year. Last year it was in the Plazza.
And Santa hats are back for the third year in a row! Get yours now at the Snowforts! And instead of Christmas scarves or Santa beards, this year we get reindeer antlers! Aren’t they cute? Hee hee! Only at the dock.
So, about the actual party, it’s not just a Christmas party, it’s a classic Christmas party! Everything looks kind of like…old… 
Yeah, we got some nice decorations and stuff. As I said, everything looks pretty classical. And there are some ginourmous Christmas trees! You should see the lighthouse. It’s a giant Christmas tree!
You can still donate to coins for change. I wouldn’t stop now!! As there is not anything else to say, I am bringing this post to a close.
-Tomtwelve
Well, coins for change has been running smoothly, and today we get to see the results! (And the amount of money that they would be getting, were Club Penguin to donate now!)
- Kids health: 44% – $44,000
- Environment: 29% – $29,000
- Kids around the world: 27% – $27,000
All right, that’s nice! But remember, there is 4 more days to donate. We need to donate a bit more to kids around the world! They need it too, even if they’re not sick! And the environment is important too! But I myself think that kid’s health is very very important.
So, uh, the cold war is getting weird. It looks like there might be a fight. Oagalthorp said that UMA is planning a secret war. I do not know where he got this information quite yet, but if it’s a war, I’m game! But I wish we would wait till after Christmas…when I get my membership back. Mammoth is one of those servers that, when you’re a nonmember, is usually full. There’s a nice amount of time where it’s not so, so I still go there. (I am hitting backspace quite a lot today!)
Now, back to the coins for change thing, I urge you to continue to donate! There will be a special newspaper on CHRISTMAS DAY that will show the results! And by the way, there’s a CHRISTMAS PARTY TOMORROW!!!! Tomtwelve, out!
-Tomtwelve
My brain is not quite working, so this post will probably not be very good. Uh…yeah.
There’s something surprising at Target. And it’s Club Penguin game cards!!!! This means that you can buy a membership without a credit card!!!! It comes in 1 month membership and 6 months. They’ll be at Target soon. (Why did Billybob put Target in quatation marks?)
And the website of Pink Mafias has some new posts. I was going to go on, but I’m bored now… so bye.
-Tomtwelve
(ugh!)
We would still like to know if Pink is coming back… But we still don’t know. UMA said recently that Pink is not coming back. Yes, that is strange.
Yes, nothing has happened, except for rumored skirmishes. This is the cold war. When something does happen, do we still call it the cold war? Well, I don’t know. But just for fun, I wrote this document. CPCold War Ain’t it the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? Heh heh. You know, I don’t know if I’ve ever posted just to say that nothing is happening before. I’m not sure…
But, I have nothing else to say, so bye.
-Tomtwelve
Yes indeed, Club Penguin has made its appearance on TV. Not as direct advertising; it’s a Disney Channel thing. They tell about COINS FOR CHANGE, THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO CLUB PENGUIN YET!!! With some of the younger Disney channel stars, of course.
Hey, that kid looks kind of familiar… Seriously, who is he? Nah, just kidding, I know who he is. Or do I…
Now since they gave the address to Club Penguin out, and they exaggerated the fact of giving away one million dollars, I think Coins for Change is going to be a great success. Now, there wasn’t much of a reason for me to tell you about this, but, I just felt like it. YOU GOT A PROBLEM??? No, just kidding guys. Seriously.
-Tomtwelve
PS. Seriously, who is that guy?? No, just kidding again. Or am I? AM I??? No, he’s from that one show. You know, with the girl, who has like two lives basically, only one is secret, and she’s a pop star, except when she’s all normal she’s just normal, and (*pant*) she has a brother, and there’s this guy at the beach, and he has a shop, and—HEY! I figured out who it is! Or did I know all along???
PSS. IT’S ME!!! I was the turkey all along!!!! Sorry, I often forget that Invader Zim doesn’t come on anymore…
PSSS. Why are there so many extra things on this post???
Well, I’m almost out of money. But do you know why? Well, it’s because I donated my coins to charity. Coins for change began on Friday! (Yeah, I’m posting a day late, so what?) You can donate for three causes, so Club Penguin knows which of the three is more important to all of us. I donated to all three, but I gave more money to children’s health. We need to figure out how to stop all those diseased like AIDS! And did I mention that there are bells nearby the donating locations? With em’, you can spread the word. Tell everyone to DONATE!! DONATE!!! DO IT!
In other news, there’s a new stage! This one is written as if it were written by Shakespeare. And that doesn’t really appeal to me…
Oh, ho ho, and there’s a new furniture catalog! Again, too bad I won’t be a member until Christmas. That’s when I’m getting a gift card. Right now, I’m in non-member ACP uniform. Yup.
Merry Christmas to one and all! Or, unless you don’t celebrate Christmas… I respect the various cultures and religions, so uh… bye now.
-Tomtwelve
I like cheese!!! Hi everybody I’m Artichen and I’m still here! I’m going to tell you how
to do the new secret emote!!!!!!! Press e and w to do it. It’s chocolate ice cream!!!!! Look at the picture of Tomtwelve!!!
Get ready for some U.S history, because you’re going to need it. Here it comes. So, some time after WWII, the Soviet Union and the United States both had nuclear weapons. The fear of our entire nation was nuclear war. Nobody wants that. Now, until the Soviet Union finally broke up, this time was known as the Cold War, and that is because there was no real war fought. Many events took place during that time, but no war. But someone did say that the Korean War and Vietnam war took place during this time, but my Social Studies book says nothing of the sort. Anyway, the point is that everyone was all scared, but nothing terrible ever happened, obviously, since I’m here typing right now.
Now, they’ve been saying that CPWWIV was going to start for how many weeks now? And it hasn’t started it, has it. What Oagalthorp and Commando both believe is that Pink Mafias will start WWIV. Now it’s strange that they’re fearing Pink Mafias like he’s a nuclear weapon, isn’t it?
The latest info states that the account of Pink Mafias has been hacked. That’s actually scary. Club Penguin has stated that it’s impossible to unban an account no matter what. Who knows how the guy did it. I don’t even think CP Trainer could do it, and that’s an impressive program. (But I do not hack.) So, the suspect, determined by Oagalthorp: Davisabc. Interesting. Hacking leads to jail you know. And if Oagalthorp happens to be right, the authorities might be able to, using the IP address of Davisbc, track him down, put him under trial and sentence him to time in jail. Or he could get a fine. That’s scary. I mean, the CPWars don’t matter THAT much! UMA can’t just sit there and wait for the leader who created the army to come back, retake the throne, and destroy the ACP! They have to take action! I mean, what if Pink Mafias never comes back, and they spend all of their time waiting? He may have been their best leader, but if he never comes, the UMA will not survive, and we’ll be trapped in this Cold War forever.
I think they’re just tired of this peace. Someone should just start a war and get it over with. Of course, this is more dramatic!
-Tomtwelve
PS. You’re going to want to go here on the 8th. You can be the first one to see a brand new site! If you comment first on the first post, you win some mysterious prize! No kidding!
Hey, where’s the new emotes Billybob said would be here on Friday? It’s Friday, isn’t it? Anyway, the new catalog, is here. (That comma wasn’t necessary, but oh well.)
This catalog contains some nice Christmas items. I do like that Victorian jacket. When I become a member again I’ll buy it. Maybe I should make A Club Penguin Christmas Carol, and I’d be Scrooge. That’s an idea. Then we could have ghosts, and…nevermind. What matters is, there’s a new catalog. So go buy stuff!
-Tomtwelve
Three emotes were taken out of Club Penguin recently. They are the heart, skull, and flower emotes. Many of you are upset. But I, for one, am happy! Very happy! The reason they’re gone is because parents didn’t like them. I guess they were watching their kids go date each other and tell each other to die. Observe this chart.
| Emote | Reason |
| Heart | It makes Club Penguin an online dating service, and it’s just not right. And it’s really stupid. (i.e. penguins call each other “hunny.”) |
| Skull | It can be used to tell someone to die, or to say that you hate them. And not the filter or even the mods have a way to tell what the person meant. |
| Flower | This one is coming back, but it could’ve been used just like the heart. |
I’ve spoken against the Club Penguin dating thing. It’s not as wrong as it is stupid actually. I stopped dating other penguins months ago. But I might’ve had more than 5 girlfriends at one time… Anyway, this was poisoning children’s minds. Honestly, honey is not spelled “hunny!”
So, in other news, the annual Christmas decoration contest it coming up. There are three categories this time. You can be silly, it can be just pure Christmas, you know what I mean. If you don’t, read the newspaper. It’s too bad I don’t get my membership back till I get my gift card…
And there’s some interesting things on the Club Penguin website…
Yup, Disney owns Club Penguin.
-Tomtwelve
You may have noticed the new page, but, you probably haven’t. The page just has a bunch of secrets and glitches on it. All of these secrets and glitches are on the site already, but I just wanted to put them in one place. Much more will be added. Oh yes. MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!
-Tomtwelve
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