The memorial site for Tomtwelve where you can see all these great old posts.
Rockhopper is back! But you won’t be able to board his ship, since, well, it’s sunken. But you can board his life boat and get a free life vest! So since the Migrator isn’t here, everyone will be looking for Rockhopper. He’s hard to find, believe me. Well, see ya.
-Tomtwelve
HEYHEY!!!! Let’s get to business.
Here’s some advice if you want to start a Club Penguin website. DO NOT CALL IT CLUB PENGUIN CHEATS!! You know how many “Club Penguin Cheats” there are out there? It’s the most boring name a person could think of! This is why I named my site “The Club Penguin Dojo: The training center where penguins become Club Penguin masters.” You need to be original with your name! Otherwise people who think about these things like me will turn them down. However, your site can survive if you get the information people want. But how are people going to tell the difference between all the different Club Penguin cheats sites?
You can of course have a name like “Club Penguin room: Cheats, glitches, secrets, more!” But really you can’t “cheat” on Club Penguin in the first place. I would avoid using the term at all.
Now here’s what I really want you to observe. Look at this picture here. It may help to enlarge it by clicking on it. Now notice the names of sites I have underlined in red. Do you see any similarities? (And do you see the weather? It’s freezing!!) Anyway, they all have Club Penguin cheats there somewhere in the name. Most of these sites will probably fail soon. The ones that are determined and persistent will last longer, but they should change the name of their site. We need originality here!
Having made interesting points for two days in a row, this has been Tomtwelve. Adios!
-Tomtwelve
With the heart back and all, I thought I’d tell you a story about something that happened when it was gone.
So I was in the Pizza Parlor, mostly moving my fingers at a quick speed to observe how ridiculous penguins were being, and this female penguin comes up to me. And she’s like, “tom are you a guy?” And well, duh, of course I’m a guy. So then she’s like, “and are you singel?” Ok, now why can’t anyone spell single right? Honestly! So anyway, right then, she just walked into pizzatron 3000. Now I honestly hope that her mom or dad walked into the room right there and saw that. That would be funny! Seriously! Now had that not happened, I would’ve carried on and said that I was single. But when she would’ve asked me out I would’ve said, “Nope! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” She would’ve expected me to say yes! They usually always say yes! When have you ever seen a guy penguin that wouldn’t go out with a girl? See, most of us are dumb like that. But not me! I mean, most of those people probably have like 10 boyfriends or girlfriends. It’s only to keep themselves entertained!
But I have noticed something. Listen to my words. It’s all girls!!!! They were the ones that said, “123 for a girl like me!” They said, “any singel guys?” and they walked up to a penguin with cool clothes and showed them the heart emote. Not that I’m sexist or anything (which is like racist, only it’s against the opposite gender), but it’s true. Guys don’t ever really go looking for that— *cough cough*—date, (emphasis on the fact that it’s not really a date) they usually just play along. And they usually don’t say the idiotic things, like, calling a person a hunk, or calling them hunny,(again, the spelling is a disgrace) or even saying they luv them. (Any consideration for spelling,penguins???)
The main point here is that dating on Club Penguin is dumb. Club Penguin may think that most people are using it for good, but it’s not true. I’ve tried to use it as a comfort to other penguins, and they thought I was hitting on them.
I feel that I have said enough, so now do I leave you…people.
-THE ONE AND ONLY….TOMMMMMTWELVVVE!!!!!!!
I mean—
-Tomtwelve
Hola! The winter fiesta is back for more madness! You’ll find elements of Mexican and Spanish culture everywhere you go. This time you will find the pin in the forest! Like last year, it is in the donkey piñata! Hit it a couple of times to break it open and get the sombrero pin.
And that’s not all that has returned! The maracas are back, and in a brand new color! Get them now in the Nightclub! Remember, the maracas are in the nightclub!
Apparently you can walk on the door of the nightclub by standing on the stairs and then clicking on the door. This won’t be around for long, so enjoy it while it lasts!
But I’m not done yet. There’s a new furniture catalog, and it has secrets! Some great items are the snowman, a piñata, and a poster from the stage. Now let’s reveal…DUM DUM DUMMMM! The secrets! Please click the picture to enlarge. The moose head is accessed by clicking on the top of the cash register. The concert lights are revealed by clicking on the stereo. And if you want good ol’ Mullet, click on the branch of the Ficus plant. 
See you later guys! Adios!
-Tomtwelve
Sorry I’m late friends, but uh, you know, school. Super Mario Galaxy. Line Rider. Making Fiends. Home Star Runner. It’s all kept me distracted.
Now the new igloo organization came out on Monday. Not too big of a deal. Everything is organized by category basically.
And now we finally know why we haven’t seen Rockhopper for a while: He crashed! I had actually guessed that. But it’s too bad I never told you people. Anyway, he is slowly paddling his way to shore. Any day now Rockhopper. Any day. Now this probably means that Rockhopper will be here, but his ship won’t. Or maybe we’ll get to go on an adventure in his lifeboat. (?) I have no idea.
And so also, the fiesta is tomorrow. Isn’t that great? I do not think that it extends into our little Monday holiday, but I’ll have to check. This party will include lots of stuff involving Mexican culture. I’m expecting it to be better than last year’s.
And finally, there is a secret code in the paper! It basically says that the crab is ready for questioning, and you will get more info on the subject. And also, that the message will self destruct. For those of you who do not know how to become secret agents, I would either go to the boiler room and review last week’s paper, or click the moderator badge at the top right hand corner of your screen.
And just so the ACP soldiers know, I won’t be at the practice battle. I’m gonna be up in the Rockies man, yeah! And for those of you who know more baseball than geography, I am not going to a baseball game. Just look at a map of the U.S for Pete’s sake!
See ya!
-Tomtwelve
Check out the Penguin Poll guys.
“If Club Penguin released a game for the Nintendo DS, would you play it?”
Well of course I said “Heck yeah!” but unfortunately I do not own a Nintendo DS. Saved up for one once, but I spent most of my money on my Club Penguin membership. It’s too bad I didn’t save more. Maybe I could’ve had Club Penguin and a DS.
Now some of you people don’t know how this would be possible. Three words: Nintendo Wi-fi Connection. It lets you play with people on the Internet, and it’s on DS and Wii. Not everyone has this feature of course, since you have to buy an adapter to plug in to your PC (sorry Mac). And the Wi-fi signal can’t carry miles and miles away. There are hotspots where there is Wi-fi for you of course.
And what if they made it for Wii also? Well, it is somewhat possible to play Club Penguin on Wii already, using the power of the Internet channel. I have a Wii, I’ve done it. When you get a Wii game, don’t you expect great unique controls? Yes, and there really isn’t anything in Club Penguin that could use controls like that. So I’m going to say no on game for Wii. Just go to the Internet channel and play it. (You get that from Wii shop channel.)
But DS…I’d go for that. The stylus could work well with lots of things.
Well, that’s what I have to say. Adios amigos!
-Tomtwelve
PS. Hey guess what? I got enough power stars in Super Mario Galaxy to go beat Bowser once and for all! Ha ha! The princess will be saved! And I forget why this is helping Rosallina, and her lumas, but I don’t really care.
Yep, there’s a new stage! And this one is definitely my favorite so far. It’s SQUIDZOID VS SHODOW GUY AND GAMMA GAL!! And best of all, it comes 
with special effects! Like explosions and different backgrounds! The picture shows one of these effects. Another effect is shooting the monster and making little cars go by! And there’s also new costumes!! But why doesn’t anyone want to be the squid guy??? He’s awesome!
In other news, the new mission will come very soon. I hope to have a walkthrough up immediately this time. It looks like the PSA is creating a crab translator to translate the crab’s incoherent noises…or does it make any noise at all? Well anyway, the crab will give us information to defeat the EVIL POLAR BEAR!!
Now it’s time for so long!
-Tomtweve
PS. But we’ll sing one more song. Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart, you know with me and you and my dog Blue we can do anything…that we wanna do!
Uh, sorry folks…
Now, we thought this was WWIV. But can you really call a war that lasted a few weeks WWIV? Yes, the war will be over if UMA, ACP, and RPF join in the ultimate alliance! It will be awesome! But the Nachos are just being stubborn little brats and not backing out. Now let’s examine these armies.
ACP— In this short war, ACP really did great. They won a lot of battles. They weren’t defeated too much either. And they gained plenty of soldiers. I don’t know if going aggressive helped, but they seemed to do a good job with that.
UMA— They were pretty good too. They weren’t quite as good at getting soldiers. They were defeated a few times, but they won a satisfactory amount of random battles too. I don’t like lect though. But anyway, the daily battles they had worked wonders.
RPF— I must comment on how smart RPF was to not join this war.
Nachos—I’m not liking them right now because zippy is acting evil. Maybe he is evil. He can’t accept a loss. He thinks he’s won every single battle, but I have witnessed Nachos being defeated. Now anyway, they did pretty good. They can get soldiers very fast because of their uniform. They wouldn’t be anything without the uniform you know. A couple months ago they were nowhere to be seen. They’re back obviously, now. But for this war, they did good. But they might be evil.
AOH— Well, they were only here for a couple of days, and in the battles they fought, they did great, but they didn’t have a big impact on this war.
Well there you have it. There just might be more positive things in the ACP part, and that’s because I’m a colonel in the ACP, so, sorry about that. (ACP rocks!)
Now for the new newspaper, that will be continued, right after this page break!
Ok people, there’s been some good stuff happening on Club Penguin lately and I should tell you about it. And I will also tell you about the secrets in the catalog. And the war with UMA and ACP. Not to mention the pin. First, I will tell you about THE WAR.
Oagal has been using some good strategies to build confidence in his ACP lately. He’s just gotten troops to go on Club Penguin and just go attack those UMA. It seems to have been working well. The UMA has tried something that…isn’t really that good of an idea. You see on the site, the ACP troopers were encouraged to betray Oagalthorp and overthrow him for a new ACP leader. Now, the ACP soldiers don’t mind Oagalthorp. It’s just the others. So I’m pretty sure this won’t work. And also, Oagal has given ranks to everyone who applied! It’s genius! And I am a colonel, one rank below general! Sweetness!
Now where’s the Viking hat? 
Oh, there it is! Click on the cactus. For the blue viking helmet, see this post. It’s a very old post.
As we see here, the coffee apron is found by clicking on the blue backpack in the clearance section.
Also, there is a new hair catalog, with two new hairstyles! YAY!!! It’s about time!
And the pin is in the boiler room! It’s a shovel!
Well, that’s all I have to say! Good night America…or, wherever you live!
-Tomtwelve
PS. That’s Colonel Tomtwelve to you ACP soldiers!
Howdy! I hope you all had a merrrrry Christmas, and a happy new year! You guys get cool presents? Anyone get a Wii? My, they are hard to find. We had trouble getting one in August!! How ’bout an iPod? The latest nanos are really cool. And so is the iPod touch. Or how about something that isn’t an electronic? Well, I got some Wii games. I got Super Mario Galaxy, and man, it is fun! I’ve beaten Bowser Jr. twice, and Bowser once. I have like 26 stars. There’s a lot more to go though… Now anyway, I also got Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga. Already beaten it, and I’ve also completed all of the bonus rooms. And I thought they were going to leave out Anakin’s flight in episode I, but it was in the bonus rooms!! You can also get Indiana Jones as a character in the bonus rooms…
Well, let’s get right down to business! My name is Tomtwelve!! Really, there’s no reason for introduction, since this year holds the blog’s 1st birthday. But, I just feel like introducing myself. What I really should tell you is why I haven’t posted since before Christmas. You see, I’ve been out of town. Yup. That is a perfectly reasonable explanation. Who wants to post during the holidays anyway?
Biggest news at the moment is the war: UMA vs. ACP. And the Ice Warriors are there too, and so are the Silver Surfers. (They’re still here?) And the side the Golds are on is unknown. RPF is neutral. UMA is friends with RPF, but RPF is also an ally of ACP. Well, this seems big enough for WWIV, eh? Yup. You know, I’m upset that I missed some great battle moments yesterday! And it wasn’t even a planned battle!
Well, that is all I have to say for today. 2008, I salute you.
-Tomtwelve
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