I feel like it

You know, I feel like posting today.  The only problem is, the newspaper in Club Penguin doesn’t even contain that much news!  So I guess I’m going to have to, instead of elaborating on the stories, criticize them. Or… something like that. 

The main article is about the latest multiplayer games. These are the dance contest game and card-jitsu.  So, they talk to DJ Cadence… uh, WHY is it pronounced K-Dance??  That just makes no sense at all.  Oh, but the atrocities in this article continue further. (Hee hee hee…) Sensei tried to answer in haiku, but on his first attempt, the second line only had 6 syllables!  (Ohhhhhh…) He got it right the second time, though.  Well, you’re probably not going to learn much from this article. Just know that you get a bunch of cool stuff as a ninja.  And you also get cool stuff as a member.  Yes, it’s true.

But it looks like the Red vs. Blue saga will continue.  This time— it’s time for DODGEBALL!  BAM! The bad news is, it’s just a play.  But if it really were dodgeball, that would be cool.  This comes on February 13.

Of course, the new sports catalog comes tomorrow, so this newspaper does bring some excitement. Plus, the new “Paint by Letters” book comes tomorrow.  Hurray. 

By the way, I usually state who I’m rooting for in the Super Bowl.  And that will continue—in the next sentence!!!  Yeah, this year, I’m a-rootin’ for the Cardinals!  Woo hoo!  But I have no idea who is going to win!

-Tomtwelve 

Darn it!

Heh heh, I’m still on my break.  But I gotta tell you something. You see, I just realized, while reading the Chronicles of the ACP, that the part with the girls is STILL cheesy!  Although, I don’t think that the rewrite that will inevitably take place will be quite as drastic as the last one… you still haven’t read that part, of course.  Anyway, my only solution is to destroy the love at first sight which occurs in the story presently… Heh heh.

-Tomtwelve

Uh…

As you may be aware of, Club Penguin blogs can go out of date in a mere week.  That happens all the time during this time of year.  So, right now, I need a break so I can forgive myself for not posting… Were it summer, I certainly would be posting all the time.  But, it’s winter.  Nope, I have too much to do, and this site has gone way down on that to-do list.  So, this break is going to last a week or two.  It’s the second break I’ve taken, for your information.  And, to be honest, I don’t really care how many hits I get these days.  Getting lots of hits really doesn’t get me anywhere.  I mean, if I had millions of hits, then that would be a different story.  Speaking of stories, I will continue mine while I’m on this break.  I am still going to make it less tacky… Of course, I don’t know what anyone defines “tacky” to be.  I’ll just have to see.  When I do post it, you’d better give me feedback, OK? 

Ok, see ya next week!  Or maybe the week after that…

-Tomtwelve

News about the CACP

Ok, I’m almost ready to give you some more of the Chronicles of the ACP.  But I can’t do that just yet.  You see, I just added something in there that’s totally different from the rest of the story.  And that is because I put in several female characters… all at once! 

But before I go on, let me explain why I’m not just putting the story up right now.  Now, I don’t really know if people will like the romance stuff (yeah, it’s there).  And if I put it up now, it would look like the whole rest of the story would be romance.  That’s not what the people who have already read the story so far want! So I must assure you, there’s some romance stuff, but mostly, there’s fighting!!  Oh, and besides… the story’s not even halfway done yet.  There will be a few chapters about all that stuff that only a minority of you want, but most the story will be FIGHTING!  Now!  Let me tell you about this stuff… maybe I’m wrong about the amount of people who want to read it.  Who knows?

This idea came when I was in sort of a… er, I guess it was a romantic mood.  I don’t know.  I was just writing and I decided to make one of the UMA soldiers a girl!  But it turned out far different than what first came into my mind.  I mean, at first, it was going to be all like, I’m an ACP, and she’s a UMA, but that never even made it into writing. 

The way it seems to be turning out seems better, however, because I’m incorporating that traitor guy I had in the battle of Breeze chapter into a later part of the story.  Originally, he was just there because I didn’t have enough unique ideas for that battle.  And since that was a very very important battle, it needed unique ideas!!

Anyway, back to my point: On my first attempt, when I was in that mood, you know?  Well, I messed up that time.  It turned out extremely cheesy.  And I think the reason for that is because I was having some sort of a fantasy in my mind… and no one fantasizes realistically, do they?  So after I had written several pages, I got rid of all of them!  The last thing this story needs is a Romeo and Juliet story.  The original Romeo and Juliet is fine, but people reuse the basic story for their own stories… Uh, what was I saying? 

So, here’s how the cheesy version of the part where the girls come in went: I’m in the battle, and I knock off the helm of a heavily armored soldier.  It turns out, that soldier is a girl.  But my sword breaks when I knock the helm off.  So she decides to help me by taking me to a hiding place.  Oh, and I fall in love with this girl in this version… Anyway, her hideout actually contains not only her, but several girls.  But the really dumb thing about all this was that within minutes, I asked out that first girl.  Now, I don’t know if that sounds that cheesy.  But the dialogue and everything was cheesy for sure.  Now what did I learn from this?  Apparently, a romantic mood may not be the best mood for writing a story that’s supposed to be about a war! 

But I am glad to have some female characters in there.  In the new version, some things are different.  More importantly though, the dialogue is more realistic.  And perhaps even more importantly, my character will actually have to win the girl over.  She’s not going to just fall in love with him like she did in the lousy version!  No way Jose!  But I haven’t written that far yet.  I’m writing the army stuff right now. 

Ok, well I hope you don’t mind this stuff.  I’m just worried… I mean, look at all the guys I know who complain about the book Twilight!!  I do know a guy who has read them, however (and he’s not me). 

-Tomtwelve

Real news this time! XP

I tell you, school is a pain.  It’s a big, huge pain.  But honestly, not being able to give you the latest Club Penguin news until a few days after the news happens is something I can live with.  In fact, these days, I don’t think the people who come back to this site consistently come to read the Club Penguin news… It seems like they just want… posts.  Well, you may think a Club Penguin site may not be able to live like that, but my posts are nothing like the posts of the major Club Penguin cheat sites!  Those sites are succinct, and that saves you time, I guess.  But whatever.  Why not go on Club Penguin yourself and get the news? And they don’t even give you that much opinion.  They’re all like, “I like this because,” or “I don’t like this.”  So this site is special.

Ok, but let’s say you actually want the news.  Ok, you know what, I’ve lost my point.  I’ll just tell you what’s going on in Club Penguin now.

I’m happy to say that Squidzoid, is, back!!  And obviously that means he’s at the stage again.  On second thought, with stages coming back, we don’t get as much new stuff as we could be getting!  But whatever.  The stage is definitely not what I like to do when I’m on Club Penguin.

But you know, the big news is that there’s another member party coming up.  This one is a… DANCE-A-THON!  On the 15th, and until the 18th, the members of Club Penguin can go in there and party!  No non-members allowed.  So go beg your parents for money, kids!

Ah, but how fun would a members-only party be if all we did was party?  I’ll tell you: not that fun.  So apparently, a dance game is coming.  Isn’t that what penguin fans have been requesting for so long now?  Well, I hope it’s better than the “game” DJ3K.  That’s just a noise maker that gives you coins for no apparent reason.  The game takes no skill at all.  No one should get coins for not having skill!  So Club Penguin had better make something that can be a potential challenge!

Well, for now, this has been Tomtwelve.  On January 9th, 2009.  Thanks for listening.  Or reading.  Whatever.

-Tomtwelve