Noobs

For too long, noobs have been commenting on posts that tell you how to get the pin or item…from TWO YEARS AGO.  Seriously!  Check the date on the post!

Well, as far as Club Penguin news goes, the mideval party is coming back.  And there’s some lame story in the paper, too.  The other news is that—wait, we already knew this!  You’re getting paid for being an agent.  And also a tour guide.  250 coins a month for each… I think we could be getting a little more.  But um, oh well.

-Tomtwelve

About Time

Those on the Club Penguin blog have been notorious for telling us stuff and then never fulfilling their promises—that is, until this year.  For instance, they didn’t make it so puffles could interact with their furniture until this year, and  that promise was made a long time ago.  Another idea they had was for agents to get money for their good work.  Well, that was forever ago!  That was before I even joined Club Penguin (which was in April 2006)! But, as if there’s a lot of these people who actually read the announcement and still play today, they’re finally going to fulfill their words.  Yep, you’re going to get paid to be an agent.  I can hardly believe it.  But if it’s a decent amount of money, this should be a pretty good deal. 

-Tomtwelve 

Just a little late

On thursday night, I realized that it was thursday night.  Then on saturday I was kind of busy with some sort of party thing… we got let out of school early, my gosh it was awesome.  So we went and watched Lord of the Rings. Hopefully you now understand why I was so busy. XD

So the news is…dang, another thing that only applies to members.  But these stupid extra gimmicks they keep adding to Club Penguin to make people become members is not enough to get me to give them my money.  Well, what I’m talking about is the new sled that will be released.  Now, this seems really bad.  Sled racing is a multiplayer game.  And if there’s some sort of special sled, then I think that that guy will always win.  We’ll see what happens.

And what do you know, more member stuff! GAAAAAH!  There’s new tunes in the Dance game for members.  That game has such lame dance moves though, I mean, honestly.

Disappointing newspaper for me.

-Tomtwelve

An old topic, but never an accurate one

We’ve discussed the fall of Club Penguin armies before, have we not?  I’ve talked about it when there was a “Cold War” of sorts.  When order 67 occurred, I told people that it was the end of small armies.  But armies still exist today.  But things are different. Finally, everyone has accepted that ACP is indeed the largest army.  And they don’t like it one bit.  With ACP defeating every enemy, and there not being enough enemies to defeat, wars are just not happening.  Or at least, that’s basically what Commando said.  It’s like, whenever ACP gets involved in a conflict, whoever they side with, well, they win.  The enemies never prevail.  And thus, they don’t want the ACP to get involved in a conflict. But this is just fuuuuull of problems.  How do you expect an army to survive if they don’t fight wars? 

Hey, just look at all the war-less months we’ve had. 

The number of people who always think that peace is the best solution the world of Club Penguin armies is certainly decreasing, while the number of “War Hawks” (War of 1812, students) increases quite rapidly.  And what do these war hawks think?

Un-complicate Club Penguin armies. 

All we have to do is fight wars.  We have fun when we fight.  But if ACP is the only army that wins, other armies eventually lose will to fight. 

And finally, I see how a Club Penguin army can be destroyed by war. It was only today that I realized.  The will to fight can be lost, and war is what can take it away.  But only a defeat. 

But it’s possible that other armies aren’t taking the time to recruit soldiers, while ACP has recruiting sessions and practice battles.  Is ACP to blame for the lack of soldiers in other armies?  It’s possible.

Is the fact that it’s late at night and my brain is tired to explain for my repetition of this: un-complicate Club Penguin armies.  I want to know what would happen.  If we started the fourth World War and the armies fought.  You may think that armies would destroy each other, but I think they would grow.  Because remember how the game works.  It’s all about what noobs want. 

What if we were to go back even further into the past and crowd all armies into one server?  In fact, Oagalthorp and Commando’s legacy of creating nations—were those, in fact, legendary mistakes? Would the size of armies get more equal?  And better yet, would wars break out every day? 

I would love to see WWIII again.

Well, I don’t think that armies will be gone anytime soon.  At least not all of them.  I hope that this post made sense even though my head kind of hurts.

-Tomtwelve

The polls are rigged!

No, the polls are not rigged.  But I have no idea why the play awards happened the way they did.  “The Quest For the Golden Puffle” won in all categories except one, where the dreaded “Fairy Fables” got an award.  What is WRONG with the players of Club Penguin!  Polls just never go right.  They went right once, I guess, when lime green defeated lavender for the new color.  But man, when the Sports Party lost to the Wild West party, that was just wrong.  Club Penguin is just full of noobs. 

Now, the other news is that the Easter Egg hunt will be a bit different this year.  Just kidding, they will actually be the same.  The newspaper just said that Sensei was hiding them, which makes no difference whatsoever.  Well, I just might tell you where the eggs are, because that’s kinda fun.  But really, this site is no longer centered around Club Penguin cheats or Club Penguin hints or Club Penguin secrets…you know what I mean. 

Now, getting back to the first topic of the post, my theory is that these kids just love Indy.  “Quest For the Golden Puffle” is often compared to it.  But, I still think Shadow Guy and Gamma Girl is the best Club Penguin play evuh.  So, yeah, that’s all.

-Tomtwelve

More Chronicles of the ACP

Here we have the 5th preview of the Chronicles of the ACP.  I mean, I’m pretty sure it’s the 5th… Well, I’m posting the link right here, so you just take the jump and prepare to read a great portion of the story.  The size has gone up to 34 pages.  Stuff has been removed, and stuff has been put in.  The battle of Breeze was lengthened, because a battle like that shouldn’t be small.  A bit more dialogue. And then there’s completely new stuff.  There’s escaped prisoners on the run.  And there’s a fort that needs to be captured.  Do read.  So click right here. —–> LINK TO THE STORY!!!

-Tomtwelve

Back to the cardboard

Well, it looks like Club Penguin has overlooked the ones who have played Club Penguin for several years.  I know Club Penguin is supposed to be about making friends and stuff, but when you’re tired of clearing your buddy list, what are you supposed to do?  So that’s why they really should be giving old parties completely new decorations.

Yup, the good old pencil sketch Dojo is back. This time, your snowballs are actually balloons full of paint.  Interesting.  Oh, and if we go to the snowforts, just look at what we have.  ANOTHER FREAKIN’ MEMBERS-ONLY ROOM!!  A long time ago, Club Penguin didn’t push nearly as hard for people to become members.  And what do you know?  They didn’t make a new propeller cap.

Well, I don’t know if you figured out, but this site no longer gives “help” for Club Penguin, but you can look through the archives and you might find something.  I don’t really care if I get less hits that way.  This is more fun for me. 

Ok, that’s all.

-Tomtwelve